cimmymom

Friday, November 10, 2006

so..
it's our 1 year anniversary on sunday..
fun!!

trent's going to our in-laws..
for THE NIGHT!!
funner!!

we are going to go to my FAVORITE restaurant..mon-jin-lau.. for dinner..
yummy..

and then..
"let's get it on!!"

:P

but i have a question to pose to you..
what the hell do you get your husband on the 1 year anniversary??
it's pose to be paper?!?

i was thinking about gwtting him some football card thingy..
that's what the boys at work said..
but he doesn't really collect the cards or anything..
and books..
well..
he's not really a reader..
i was gonna write him a love letter..
but that seems to cliche..

any thoughts??

xoxo

Thursday, November 09, 2006

ok.. so i know that i have moved to "the country" and all..
but there is s spider the size of a PLUM on the outside of our doorwall..
it is sooo mean looking..
and if you know me a little bit.. i HATE spiders..
they gross me out!!

he..assuming it's male.. has spun a web that takes up most of the doorwall..
and his beedy little eyes are staring in at me..
i think it's an alein spider..
who has an alein talent of readin my mind..
he's going to morph thorugh the glass and suck out my brain..
i swear to god..
"i'm gonna get you cimbery..."

i looked it up on the internet..
and i can not find his spieces..
so.. he's an alein..

i'm all itchy..
and it feels like i have a million spiders crawling on me..
i will not let trent go anywhere near that doorwall..
he's mad..
he likes to bang on the glass.
but.. it's for his own saftey..

i need my sister to drive up from indy and take care of this problem..
she always used to take a piece of paper towel and move the spider outdoors when we were little..
she used to say.."don't worry cimmy.. i'll get it.."
where is julie when i need her?!?
now.. i know the spider is on the outside of the doorwall..
but.. he's freaking me out!!

i called my mom in a panic attack..
good ole mommy..
she told me to put a piece of masking tape over the area..
so i couldn't see him..
but i can not gather up enough courage to even go close to the alien spider..
i have never seen a spider this big in real life..
it is sooo big...

someone..
come move him to the neighbor's house or sumpin..
i don't want to kill him..
cause the other alien spiders will get together and come after me..
just come and put him back on the mother-ship and send him back to where ever he came from..

thanks...

xoxo