ok.. so i know that i have moved to "the country" and all..
but there is s spider the size of a PLUM on the outside of our doorwall..
it is sooo mean looking..
and if you know me a little bit.. i HATE spiders..
they gross me out!!

he..assuming it's male.. has spun a web that takes up most of the doorwall..
and his beedy little eyes are staring in at me..
i think it's an alein spider..
who has an alein talent of readin my mind..
he's going to morph thorugh the glass and suck out my brain..
i swear to god..
"i'm gonna get you cimbery..."

i looked it up on the internet..
and i can not find his spieces..
so.. he's an alein..

i'm all itchy..
and it feels like i have a million spiders crawling on me..
i will not let trent go anywhere near that doorwall..
he's mad..
he likes to bang on the glass.
but.. it's for his own saftey..

i need my sister to drive up from indy and take care of this problem..
she always used to take a piece of paper towel and move the spider outdoors when we were little..
she used to say.."don't worry cimmy.. i'll get it.."
where is julie when i need her?!?
now.. i know the spider is on the outside of the doorwall..
but.. he's freaking me out!!

i called my mom in a panic attack..
good ole mommy..
she told me to put a piece of masking tape over the area..
so i couldn't see him..
but i can not gather up enough courage to even go close to the alien spider..
i have never seen a spider this big in real life..
it is sooo big...

someone..
come move him to the neighbor's house or sumpin..
i don't want to kill him..
cause the other alien spiders will get together and come after me..
just come and put him back on the mother-ship and send him back to where ever he came from..

thanks...

xoxo